PastorsBlog: “The Fortune Cookie Bible” on sale now
September 2, 2009

I was thinking about you today, [FIRSTNAME], and how much I value you. So I wanted to share something with you that I thought you’d enjoy.

Do you enjoy Fortune Cookies? Don’t you love to read those pithy, little sayings after Chinese food? Aren’t they filled with fun and wisdom?

God is so nice that He wants you to have that same kind of fun and wisdom everyday from your Bible. And now we have the Bible just for you: The Fortune Cookie Bible.

Just open up your Fortune Cookie Bible every day, or whenever you need a pick-me-up. You’ll find a little morsel of Bible-sweets as you go about your busy day, taking care of your business.

Discover for yourself what The Fortune Cookie Bible does with that really long, often boring Bible on your shelf. The Fortune Cookie Bible chops it into tasty, bite-size bits that you can remember, grasp, and treasure throughout the day.

Every verse from The Fortune Cookie Bible contains basic, reassuring truths. I mean really, the Bible’s message is “God is love; I’m a sinner, Jesus died for my sins; I’ll go to heaven when I die,” isn’t it? You don’t often have time for more than that, do you?

Then buy your copy of The Fortune Cookie Bible TODAY!

Just send $24.95 to me. Or use Paypal:

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=7773637

You won’t regret it. Trust me.

In Christ,
Pastor Steve

(If you do happen to buy this “Bible,” I will give all donations to Mission India. I’d feel really badly if I kept the money for myself and someone actually bought this “Bible” and thought they were getting something.)

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